Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
