In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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