my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
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BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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