so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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