she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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