wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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