1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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