Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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