Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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