bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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