I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
I should be sponsored by Trojan
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Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
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