Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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