So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Houston, we have a squirter
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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