UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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