My brain says no but my pants say off.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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