it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Just high enough for therapy.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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