and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
my liver is dry heaving
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