I can't watch pbs sober anymore
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
operation harelip BJ is a go
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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