What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
This house was built for laser tag.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
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