I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
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