Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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