i don't like sucking hair
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Randomize
