I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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