i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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