Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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