So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
soo... how was my night?
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