I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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