Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
So many bounce houses so little time
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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