saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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