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the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
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