I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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