How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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