i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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