I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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