well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Hippo gnu deer
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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