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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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