Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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