god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
He did a backflip because drugs
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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