so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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