so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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