yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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