Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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