my mouth tastes like poor choices
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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