But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
tell me about the eggs
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
