I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I'm at about main and main street
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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