So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
So squirting runs in the family.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Randomize
