lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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