I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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