I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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