So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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