They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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