He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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