i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Alive.
So much puke
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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